Updated: January 31, 2002
This page is dedicated to Refugees...this is just old stuff I used to post but have taken
off because the page was getting too big.
***CUMALOT
CLEARS HIS THROAT***
Sung to a tune that no one recognizes
For those of you fighting this day
"It's a war with killing" I say
With skin ripping and blood dripping
Steal your swords and into the dark you will be slipping
Fear not death that which you may receive
But your life in my hands should you live
I lift this glass to my friends who have fallen
who will never make it home (not even crawlin')
To my friends who continue to live and kick ass
I swallow this horrid drink in one pass!!!
Cheers to all my friends and
allies!!!
-Count Cumalot of Anti-Social Little
Piggie
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU F*#$ERS, THAT'S RIGHT YOU @**HOLES- YOU REALLY PI$$ ME OFF YOU
DUMB@**E$$. I TRY TO PARTICIPATE IN THE THREADS BY PUTTING IN MY LAND GRABS AND OUR STUPID
F#$%ING KING DELETES IT. AGAIN I SAY...WHAT THE F#$%. -Lord FryGuy of McDonaldLand
(Censor)
Posted at: 4/30/2002 11:32:00 PM
TO HE^^ WITH YOU ALL. I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO BE MY OWN F#$%ING REALM FROM NOW ON. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON AND OH LOOK, THERE IS A DUST MITE ON MY MONITOR AND IT FELL OFF. I CAN SEE MY AC ADAPTER FOR MY SPEAKERS FROM HERE TOO. THERE IS A SEXY LITTLE MENNONITE BIT#H SITTING ON MY FLOOR NEXT TO MY PC. -Lord FryGuy of McDonaldLand (Censor)
Posted at: 4/30/2002 11:32:00 PM
WHAT THE F#$% IS GOING ON, WHY CAN'T I STOP THE F#$%ING FOUL LANGUAGE. AND WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHY IS THERE A SEXY LITTLE MENNONITE BIT$H SITTING ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR. OOOOO LOOK AT THE PRETTY LIGHTS. GOSH THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. MAYBE I SHOULD STICK MY FINGER IN THAT SOCKET THINGY NEXT TO THE WASHER, HUH? MY HEART!!! I CAN HEAR MY HEART BEAT, NO WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S GAS BUILDING UP IN MY @$$. THERE'S THE F#$%ING LANGUAGE THING AGAIN, WHAT THE F#$%? -Lord FryGuy of McDonaldLand (Censor)
Posted at: 4/30/2002 11:33:00 PM
I'M GONNA GET YOU GUYS, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU. I'M GONNA GET YOU REAL GOOD. I'M GONNA GET YOU GIFT CERTIFICATES FOR MCDONALDS IF YOU EVER P#$$ ME OFF AGAIN. -Lord FryGuy of McDonaldLand (Censor)
Posted at: 4/30/2002 11:34:00 PM
Editors Note: I apologize for the previous messages. I was bound and gagged and was only allowed to enter this last part. The comments and statements of the jerkoff do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Dark Elfs of this realm. If at anytime you feel that a comment was made to injur or upset anyone then get a life cuz man, like your keys in a river of molten lava, it's gone!!! Way out there. -Lord FryGuy of McDonaldLand (Censor)
Followup Message Posted at: 5/1/2002 8:31:00 PM
That's funny, but check this out I got this message: Arrived at: 5/1/2002 2:17:16 PM I Have Visited the council once in awhile to find some suitable targets but I never posted or anything, and I notice the thread you made about some FU^&#!ing things and BullS#@$ts entitled WHAT THE PART II, and it annoys me and bothers me if you are trying to immitate what I have said in my last postings before I decided to be an individual... if your trying to get my attention or something, well you did. In the first place I backoff the council in order to avoid some in-realm wars, but dont get me wrong if ever you are trying to pull my nerves I WILL DEFINITLY KILL YOU EVERY LAST PIECE OF YOUR LAND WILL BE BURNED, but if not then just forget I said this. -CuriosityKilsU of Is it you or its just me! (# 416)
I replied: Bite me -Lord FryGuy of McDonaldLand (Censor)
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A Picture of Me
A Picture of My Neice...Caitlyn
02-MAR-02
Just how many times can Kenny be killed...you bastards!!! Too many, huh? How is everyone
doing? I'm doing fine, at least I think I am. I saw Ice Age...great movie...can't wait to
see it again. I better get started on my movie page. Be on the look out for it. For those
of you who like theatre, I'm playing Colonial Pickering in "MY FAIR LADY" this
summer. I'll post the dates later. Oh well, I better get going. Love all of ya...yes you
too-DJ
21-MAR-02
Hello world! How are you today? I'm doing fine, just thought I'd say hello to all of my
friends. I've been real busy lately and all my friends have been to. I miss you guys. This
saturday night I have a video projector so we can watch any movies we want on a big
screen. I hope you all can make it. March is almost over can you believe it, not me. Jeez
where has this year gone. Oh well, take care everyone and may you all travel
safely-Love-DJ
03-MAR-02
Sunday morning, 1:19am EST...just got done watching Stand By Me...awesome movie, I highly
recommend it. So how is everyone...doin good here...its been a while since I updated so I
thought Id say a few words then go about my business. Doing a play this weekend...You
Can't Take it With You...good play...not my favorite though...I didn't have any parts in
it, I was the lighting director...Oh well, I better go, little blue dot in the upper right
hand corner is flashing, I think it is Fugazi since I just sent him a message...Love you
all and good night!
06-FEB-02
The beginning of February is now upon us. The time doth seems to travel quickly in this
realm...I mean...time sure does fly...How is everyone...I'm doing ok...got a couple of
trips planned for this month...one is to Kentucky to visit my mom, and I haven't figured
out when or where the other is going to be...I guess I'll let eveeeryone know
later...speak of later...see ya
31-JAN-02
January is almost over...wow...where did it go? Seems only yesterday it was the 30th of
January. Almost 8:00pm and nothing to do...ate supper, did laundry...even did an update on
refugee's. I hope tomorrow gets better...Oh yeah!!! I'm going to spend the weekend with
Wakeman and his wife. How could I forget...Duh...crappy weather must have clogged my
mind...talk to ya'll later...love ya...everyone...Radar...Miss ya man...come home soon
08-JAN-02
2002...easy to type huh? Just sitting here listening to Smashmouth...i'm really starting
to like them a lot. Radar is back in San Antonio to finish his tests then he gets
transferred to Washington D.C. So much going on this year...several friends getting
married...including Radar and Radarsbabe...not me though...still single...oh well...The
picture above is from my sisters wedding...I gave her away. The people in the picture is
Elisa (my sister) Caitlyn(her and Chris's daughter) Chris, and that's me on the
right...what a handsome guy...YEAH BABY!!!
01-JAN-02
jANUARY 1 ,2002...another year has passed and I have no clue as o how the year has passed.
2002 has sarted and nothing new has happened. may each of us have a new and and excting
year ahead of us. Though most of us may not HAVE started the year as sober gentleman...I
hope most of us will end then next year a clean and loving year. 2002 brings to us a year
of hopes and a time without fear. mAY A TIME THAT sEPT 11, 2001 NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
January 1, 2002...a year that most of us hopes for...I love yuo all.
16-Dec-01
My little sister got married yesterday. What a day...I did the toast at the reception for
the couple. I spent 10 minutes trying to get the cork out of the bottle. It would not
budge. I bruised both my thumbs, then I used my pocket knife to try to remove it. It
worked but not until i chipped the end of the botle. Oh well, other than that the weekend
went well. Well, I did spend the day yesterday getting abused by my friends, but hey, what
are friends for? Lovey you all...DJ
12-Dec-01
I received another forward today from my sister...I thought it was pretty funny...I hope
you enjoy it as much as I did. You can find it at the bottom of this page. Thirteen more
days...CHRISTMAS!!! can you believe it? Neither can I. Radarsbabe is about ready to pee
her drawers waiting on Radar to get home. He's coming home in nine more days. The
countdown is on. Not much going on in my life, just taking it one day at a time.
10-Dec-01
15 more days til Christmas...The closer I get to Christmas the better I feel. I want to
take a moment to thank all my friends. In my times of troubles they are there for me. My
friends are the best. On December 22, 2001 a lot of my friends are going to be here at my
house for a Christmas dinner. We don't get together near as much as we used to, but when
we do, it's like we never left. Radar, I can't wait for you to get here, you complete the
group. Happy Holidays everyone...BTW...The "Celebrate 2001" concert was a
success. I had a great time and met lots of new people. Also be on the lookout for a new
musical artist next year. Her name is Terina...awesome voice...well I gotta go...love you
all...DJ
05-Dec-01
Twenty more days til Christmas...Happy Holidays Everyone...I hope you all are doing
well...I'm singing for a fund raiser this next weekend called "Celebrate" in
Montpelier, OH...good group of people. They are raising monies to build a new theatre for
the community. Not much too add...i'm gonna go listen to my Star Trek music...cuz i want
too, that's why...love you all
01-Dec-01
The time is now 11:54am and here I sit in anticipation of going to work. It is now
11:55am...I watched it change, how many people can say that...huh? I am on Day 4 of
running Windows XP and Office XP....I love it...I've been around long enough to see all of
the releases of Windows since 3.0 and I must say, this latest one is awesome...my
Half-Life still plays on it...YEAH!!!...11:57am....I suppose....I had better go get a
shower...cuz I gotta go to work and the clock just changed to 11:58am. Love you all...and
Battle, I'm proud of you and everyone in the military right now...take care. 11:59am...DJ
The Man Code This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE:
1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolate"
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail
within 12 hours.
4. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
5. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5
minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she
scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
6. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You
may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
7. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even
remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional.
8. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is trying to hook up with
is your legal duty.
9. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until
they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
10. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'.
11. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
12. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
13. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score
of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
14. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you are sunning on a
tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.
15. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
16. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the
fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think,
"What this guy needs is a good arse-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.
17. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both.
That's just plain mean.
18. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
19. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both
urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation
you need.
20. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...it's
just not right.
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Old Stuff from Dominion:
| Arrived at: 5/12/2002 7:44:08 PM Usually I am mad when I get attacked but the website in your realm name really brightened my day. So I am only half as mad as usual. Just wanted to say thanks for only making me half as mad with half a wood. FryGuy from McDonaldLand says thanks too. Have a great game and if you want another great target like me, look in realm 68. Plenty in stock there, order now, dont delay! But wait there is more... it's not sold in any store! http://olsen.websterrf.cc/ |
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Arrived at: 5/13/2002 2:04:44 PM Sent to Flames of Spirit of the Tombstones (#263) no prob, this is the first real war I've been in. I've played for several rounds but this is the biggest and most damaging I've seen. I'll relay the message to the king, but like I said i tried calling a truce. I wouldn't mind one because I need to lick my wounds for a few days. :-) -FryGuy of McDonaldLand (# 416) |
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Arrived at: 5/13/2002 6:08:56 PM OK, I'll try again and see what the realm says...there will be no fireballs from me tonight til after I see what he says. -FryGuy of McDonaldLand (# 416) |
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